Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Emperor's New Jump Rope

"I'm a perfectly good jumper.  It's the rope that's been in my way."

Tuesday, November 27.  O'Connors in Multnomah Village.  Doors open @ 6:30 PM.  Cover $5. 

I'll be reading from my new essay and selling jump ropes.  Have a laugh and get your holiday shopping done in one fell swoop!